No Thanks, Joanna.


            Hi,
            I just visited vibe.new and wondered if you'd ever thought about having an engaging video to explain what you do?
            Our videos cost just $195 (USD) for a 30 second video ($239 for 60 seconds) and include a full script, voice-over and video.
            I can show you some previous videos we've done if you want me to send some over. Let me know if you're interested in seeing samples of our previous work.
            Regards,
Joanna
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                🔍 "I just visited"

                Narrator: She did not, in fact, visit vibe.new. This email was blast-sent to thousands of domains.
            
            
                
                🎬 "Engaging video"

                Translation: A generic slideshow with stock footage and a text-to-speech voiceover from 2019.
            
            
                
                💰 The Pricing

                $195 for 30 seconds = $6.50/second. A single Fiverr animator charges less. A good explainer video costs $2k-$20k.
            
            
                
                📦 "Full script, voice-over and video"

                Incredible — a video that includes... video? And words? Revolutionary packaging.
            
            
                
                🎣 The Hook

                Classic two-step spam: first email is the bait, the "samples" email is the hard sell. We've seen this movie before.
            
            
                
                👤 "Joanna"

                May or may not be a real person. The email reads like it was generated by a mail merge tool with the personality of a parking meter.

No Thanks, Joanna.

By The Numbers

🎰 Spam Email Bingo